Tuesday, October 19, 2010

I hate FDA (Facebook Display of Affection). By Rev Run


You've all seen it and its gross. I might even go as far as to say it is worse than PDA. That is probably because my facebook news feed is bombarded with it.


I am talking about facebook display of affection.

Some examples

i love my hubby xo0oxo0x smooches 143 always and forever!!!!!!!!

Ok....if you are not married, then he is not your husband. Please stop referring to your boyfriend as hubby. You have a better chance of getting stuck by lightening than marrying that guy.

Also, how long have you even been dating? Do you even really know each other? Always and forever???....seriously?

Some others

"I have the best bf in the world!luckiest girl ever!!!!"

Well, if he is so great wouldn't the two of you be out doing something awesome instead of sitting at home trying to convince other people that you are happy in your relationship via facebook? And if you so lucky, why does your bf look like a douche bag in all of his pics??

hmmm...there's a thought...

how about "missing my baby : ("

wow you have a baby??? wait... no you don't. You are referring to your boyfriend as your child now.

Which is it? Hubby or Baby?....why can't he just be your friggen bf and why do you miss him all the time?

Where the eff is the hubby baby of yours?? And look how quickly you have lost your Independence!!!

When the guys do it, it is even worse

"love my girl bla bla bla"

Like ok pal....go get your balls back!

To all of you out there that are doing this....take a good hard look at your relationship. It seems as though you are putting a lot of effort into making sure that others think that you are really happy. In the end, happiness comes from within and once you truly find it, you will be too happy and busy to be plastering it all over facebook.

One Love,
Rev Run

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