Bad comedians have hungry children.
Forget public apologies, Greg Gutfeld and friends should keep in mind that many of the people that may influence their careers are Canadian.
We have been planning the Canadian takeover of Hollywood since we first sent the advance recon squad of Mary Pickford, Raymond Burr and Lorne Greene to assay the situation.
With the coup almost complete, the crew of Redeye should watch what they say on the air…they may have to interview with a Canadian for their next job.
To each their own just rewards.
Here are just some of the members of the Canadian Official Force for Entertainment Excellence (COFFEE), we expect the force's number may Double/Double soon.
Alex Trebek
Brendan Fraser
Caroline Rhea
Catherine O`Hara
Dan Akroyd
Dave Thomas
Donald Sutherland
Elisha Cuthbert
Eugene Levy
Evangeline Lilly
Glenn Ford
Howie Mandel
Jim Carrey
John Candy
Keanu Reeves
Kim Cattrall
Leslie Nielsen
Lorne Michaels
Martin Short
Matthew Perry
Michael J. Fox
Mike Myers
Neve Campbell
Pamela Anderson
Paul Shaffer
Rachel McAdams
Rick Moranis
Ryan Reynolds
Sarah Chalke
Scott Speedman
The Kids in the Hall
William Shatner
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