Big League Marketing

[Background music: Upbeat jingle] Announcer: Budweiser presents... Real People of Genius! (Real People of Genius!) Announcer: Today we salute you, oh Avante Garde marketing team and Pile o' Bones behind the Beers and Braids Workshop! (Oh, what were they thinking?) Announcer: You saw a simple act of bonding between a father and daughter and said if Budweiser can make questionable decisions, "Hold my beer, we can make this better!" (Hold my beer!) Announcer: Who needs genuine connections and meaningful moments when you can have ice cold brewskis and tangled hair? (Hey, it's all about priorities!) Announcer: Because what better way to teach your kids about quality time than by relying on alcohol and beverage options for all ages? (One workshop fits all!) (Here kid,have a juice box!) Announcer: You've truly elevated the art of superficial bonding. Forget deep conversations or heartfelt activities, it's all about brews and braids! (Cheers to that!) Announcer: So here's to you, dear marketing team, for reminding us that nothing says "Father's Day" like beer in hand and a messy hairdo. 🍻 (We salute you!) Announcer: Budweiser, raising a glass to the real geniuses behind questionable marketing strategies. (Welcome to the big leagues) Please Drink Responsibly