This twitter feed happened out of Earl's restaurant here in the good old 306 yesterday.
Like a train wreck, I couldn't stop watching it...
lisemerle Lise Merle
Ooh! We're in Earls listening to a very distinguished man (65yrs) and a very beautiful (young 32 yrs) Asian woman work out the details of their affair.
lisemerle Lise Merle
I just want to rush up to their table & thank them for the juicy lunchtime eavesdropping. And TRUST when I say juicy is an understatement.
Apparently, she's sensuous. And the best way for her to call him at work without arousing suspicion is to pose as a new client.
lisemerle Lise Merle
He just ordered her another Martini & she's teaching him to use chopsticks. He sucks at chopsticks.
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He likes it when she wears heels. She says she could use some new Manolos. Hint.
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They alternate between moments of intense physical contact & then catch themselves. Now. Who wants a picture?
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She's eating desert. He is watching her. She parts her teeth, he near dies of want for her.
lisemerle Lise Merle
Oh lord. He's old enough to need help with the Interac machine. And she's smart enough not to let on that she knows he's having trouble.
lisemerle Lise Merle
No, no you guys! She's beautifully put-together. She looks expensive. And smells nice. And the JEWELERY. Oh, she's lovely in life.
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Ok! Ok! She was crying and he was begging her to tell him why & we couldn't hear what she said before she got up AND LEFT with him in...
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