Monday, October 24, 2011

I Blame Widescreen TV for Snooki. (The Repreportioning of North America)

Television broadcasts have been  formatted for standard 4 by 3 beginning of tv time. In the late ninety's widescreen 16 by 9 televisions began to hit the shelves and shortly after, our living rooms. It hasn't been until recently that tv broadcasting has begun to catch up with the 16 by 9 format. Click your tv setting over to normal, you will likely see black bars on each side of a 4 by 3 picture. Now click it back to wide you'll see the picture stretched to fit the 16 by 9 format. The net result is the people on tv or 4 times wider but only 3 times as tall.
Snooki was born in 1987 and was 13, just entering her teenage formative years when widescreen TVs hit...she has always seen her tv role models as being proportioned shorter and wider than they really are.  She, and a whole generation with her, grew into that wider body image because tv gave it tacit approval.
It's not your fault Snooki... blame widescreen TVs.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Historical 'might have beens.'


In 1969, Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau introduced the White Paper, a policy paper intended to end any recognition of special status for Indians. After a year of angry protest from Aboriginal leaders, the White Paper was shelved. In 1982, Prime Minister Trudeau presided over the signing and repatriation of Canada's Constitution, which included recognition of aboriginal and treaty rights.

Two quotations from Pierre Trudeau:

'As for aboriginal rights, this means saying "We were here before you: You came and you took the land from us and perhaps you cheated us by giving us some worthless things in return for vast expanses of land and we want to reopen the question. We want you to preserve our aboriginal rights and to restore them to us." Our answer is no. We can't recognize aboriginal rights because no society can be built on historical 'might have beens.' Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, 1969

'Clearly our aboriginal peoples each occupied a special place in history. To my way of thinking, this entitles them to special recognition in the Constitution and to their own place in Canadian society, distinct from each other and distinct from other groups.' Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, 1983

These are the opinions of Trudeau on Aboriginal rights in 1969 and 1983. Which opinion do you agree with? Why do you think Trudeau shifted his opinion so drastically?

Don't Say Things in Public That You Wouldn't Want Twittered

This twitter feed happened out of Earl's restaurant here in the good old 306 yesterday.
Like a train wreck, I couldn't stop watching it...

Lise Merle
Ooh! We're in Earls listening to a very distinguished man (65yrs) and a very beautiful (young 32 yrs) Asian woman work out the details of their affair.

Lise Merle
I just want to rush up to their table & thank them for the juicy lunchtime eavesdropping. And TRUST when I say juicy is an understatement.
Lise Merle
Watching these two is what Rupert Murdoch & Wendi Deng must have looked like.
Lise Merle
Apparently, she's sensuous. And the best way for her to call him at work without arousing suspicion is to pose as a new client.
Lise Merle
He just ordered her another Martini & she's teaching him to use chopsticks. He sucks at chopsticks.

Lise Merle
He likes it when she wears heels. She says she could use some new Manolos. Hint.
Lise Merle
BOTH ARE WEARING WEDDING BANDS.
Lise Merle
They alternate between moments of intense physical contact & then catch themselves. Now. Who wants a picture?
Lise Merle
She's eating desert. He is watching her. She parts her teeth, he near dies of want for her.
Lise Merle
Oh lord. He's old enough to need help with the Interac machine. And she's smart enough not to let on that she knows he's having trouble.
Lise Merle
She's got her head on his shoulder.
Lise Merle
No, no you guys! She's beautifully put-together. She looks expensive. And smells nice. And the JEWELERY. Oh, she's lovely in life.
Lise Merle
Why are you upset? - The Man
Lise Merle
Oh, she's teary eyed.
Lise Merle
Ok! Ok! She was crying and he was begging her to tell him why & we couldn't hear what she said before she got up AND LEFT with him in...

Lise Merle
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Best lunchtime nosy eavesdropping opp ever!