A series of eclectic, possibly unconnected and probably meandering observations of an all weather cyclist, DJ, Magician and social observer. Some material may be inappropriate for younger or more sensitive adults. May contain psychological nudity. Follower discretion is advised.
Thursday, October 24, 2013
Monday, October 21, 2013
Holy Drama! So sick of it!!!
The title of this post is the first Facebook post in my friend's latest bout of social media diarrhea. Over the past 12 days there have been over 25 posts that tell me otherwise. Apparently you feed on fucking drama.
"Holy drama! So sick of it!!!"
(With a title like that, I'm thinking this one is gonna be good, so I'll watch it unfold)
"So tired. Can't sleep. Too much on my mind."
(Followed by three more I can't sleep posts...no wonder...the light from your phone must be blinding at 3am)
"There's another holiday that didn't work out."
(Vague booking at its finest, but nobody commented. Too bad for your ego.)
"Love people who treat you right"
"It's confirmed. I'm just a maid."
(Followed by 10 internet memes on the same theme, passive aggressive much?)
"My BF (BF tagged here) is 10 times better than the rest!!!"
(No pressure, fella)
"Would he miss me if I disappeared?"
(Just pathetic)
"It's official. I'm done!!!"
"My give a damn is broken!!"
(Damn, is the show over already?)
"Don't push a loyal person to the point that they don't care."
(Ahhhh, possible redemption. Pass the popcorn)
"Be with someone who doesn't stress you."
(This is a problem you can solve without Facebook but go on...)
"I feel unwanted"
(Poor pitiful you, why would anyone besides a Kardashian want their love life played out for the world to see? I thought you were suck of the drama. Pass the peanuts.)
"Treat me the way I deserve to be treated."
(You just keep holding that lightbulb, the world revolves around you so eventually it will get screwed in if you just stand there.)
"No emotions left. Nothing!!!"
(I bet that's not true. I'm betting a new bucket of popcorn on it.)
"Barely slept. It's gonna be a long day."
(Who needs Coronation Street?)
"Holy drama! So sick of it!!!"
(With a title like that, I'm thinking this one is gonna be good, so I'll watch it unfold)
"So tired. Can't sleep. Too much on my mind."
(Followed by three more I can't sleep posts...no wonder...the light from your phone must be blinding at 3am)
"There's another holiday that didn't work out."
(Vague booking at its finest, but nobody commented. Too bad for your ego.)
"Love people who treat you right"
"It's confirmed. I'm just a maid."
(Followed by 10 internet memes on the same theme, passive aggressive much?)
"My BF (BF tagged here) is 10 times better than the rest!!!"
(No pressure, fella)
"Would he miss me if I disappeared?"
(Just pathetic)
"It's official. I'm done!!!"
"My give a damn is broken!!"
(Damn, is the show over already?)
"Don't push a loyal person to the point that they don't care."
(Ahhhh, possible redemption. Pass the popcorn)
"Be with someone who doesn't stress you."
(This is a problem you can solve without Facebook but go on...)
"I feel unwanted"
(Poor pitiful you, why would anyone besides a Kardashian want their love life played out for the world to see? I thought you were suck of the drama. Pass the peanuts.)
"Treat me the way I deserve to be treated."
(You just keep holding that lightbulb, the world revolves around you so eventually it will get screwed in if you just stand there.)
"No emotions left. Nothing!!!"
(I bet that's not true. I'm betting a new bucket of popcorn on it.)
"Barely slept. It's gonna be a long day."
(Who needs Coronation Street?)
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